Harry Potter Jokes

Here are a collection of brilliant harry potter jokes, if you have any you wish to submit then please do so at rosiew_118@yahoo.co.uk you will of course be given full credit.

Question and answer jokes

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None. Why do you think he's called the *Dark* Lord?

How many Ministers of Magic does it take to light a wand?
Just one, but he needs to ask Dumbledore for advice first.

What is Harry Potter''s favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms!

Who would you call if you wanted to protect your valentine ?
Lockhart (lock heart !)

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
You know
you know who ?
Avada Kedavra!

submitted by Megan

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General jokes

Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them.
Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.'
At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?'
- 'Of course not!' she said 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it?