Top 11 ways harry dies in deathly hallows

11. Unaware that the Pensieve has been replaced by a Fountain of Acid, dips his head in.
10. Scar actually a time bomb set by Voldemort, making Harry's head explode in a bloody mist.
9. Luna Lovegood provides Harry with some bad acid. While tripping, Harry thinks he can fly without his broom and dies jumping from window in astronomy tower.
8. Contracts bird flu from infected owls.
7. Harry becomes Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and you know how that turns out.
6. Walks into the knight bus
5. Disgruntled Snitch frees a bunch of Bludgers and sends them after Harry.
4. Decapitated by Hogwart's Express in game of "chicken" with Draco Malfoy.
3. Trampled by a mob of liberated house elves.
2. Becomes Animagus. Turns into mouse. Gets eaten by Hedwig.
1. Harry becomes paralyzed when thrown from back of Centaur. Inspires wizarding community with inspirational struggle towards recovery, but dies from bedsore infection.


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