Top 50 ways to annoy voldemort


1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
4. Dance the Funky Chicken.
5. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
6. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
7. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
8. Ask him if the dark side has cookies ?
9. If he says yes insist the orders are nicer.
10. Insist that dobby could come up with better evil plans than himself.
11. Start a food fight at death eater meetings.
12. Where shoes that flash and dance around as he talks.
13. Smile non stop
14. After he tells youhi most recent plan give him a gold star and smile widely
15. Draw a scar on your forhead and insist it has always been there.
16. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
17. Sing 'i know a song that can get on your nerves' at meetings
18. Buy him a stress ball.
19. Call him ickle tommy boy.
20. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
21. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
22. Try to paint a scar on his forhead insisting it will help him sus the enemy.
23. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
24. Throw him a barbie themed party and forgt to invite any guests.
25. The next time you see the Dark mark tell him it looks ratehr feminine and ask if his grandma picked it out.
26. When he walks in the room, look at him, flinch and say "Ew. I mean, good morning."
27. Paper his walls with inspirational posters that are put up around offices.
28. Say "oh, this otta be good" every time he opens his mouth to speak
29. Call him "Moldy Voldy".
30. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
31. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'
32. Insist Harry is his long lost son
33. Tell him to leave harry alone after all he is soo sweet and cute !
34. Tell him lucius and wormtail often fight over him as they have feelings for him
35. Cuddle him randomly
36. Repeat everything he says
37. Call him the evil master of failed plots
38. Sign him up for x factor (pop idol)
39. Make fake-gas sounds as he passes and say, "Oh Voldie! Poo-wee!"
40. Wear a flashing badge sayign dumbledore for minister
41. Send him bright pink love letters
42. Blow raspberries when he speaks
43. Buy him a curly pink wig insisting boldness is his weakness
44. Correst yourself...oh and harry potter of course
45. Tell him that it's not his fault his plans fail it's heredity
46. Dye all his robes electric pink
47. Keep forgetting his name.
48. Stick a kick me sign on his back.
49. Don't walk always skip enthusiastically.
50. Before he kills you start singing "I love you, You love me,"

Email me at rosiew_118@yahoo.co.uk if you have any suggestions for this list or other fun hp things to enter